Site statistics are usually pretty boring, aside from the inflated sense of self I occasionally get when I have an unusually high amount of visitors to this diary.

Then again, the "referring pages report" (list of sites through which people ended up on my page) sometimes holds fantastic results. Like the time someone googled "cute Dirk Nowitzki" and stopped by. Or the time I got multiple hits during a one week period from people searching for "pink stockings". And let me not forget that someone googled for "power ranger slash fiction" before discovering my diary...so apparently there is a fan base for it. *shudder*

Anyways, none of these compare to the awesomeness of what google magic has done...Someone was searching for "canoeing instructions" and found my entry on the canoeing trip from hell. The one where my sister and I hit every tree along the river, nearly tipped a few times, and did I mention all the FRICKIN' SPIDERS? IN THE BOAT? I still have issues. And if not for the lone fact that we didn't actually tip the boat, I might have to dub myself the worst canoe person ever. Hopefully, the canoe-ist (what do you call one who canoes?) read the entry and decided to go watch a movie instead. Much safer, with less spiders.

Speaking of movies...that's a segue, do you like that? Do ya??? *ahem*...It's 2 am. I'm not exactly sane here. So I Just watched and anime called Millenium Actress, and even for you non-anime fans out there, it's awesome. It's from the guy who did Perfect Blue, but this sn't a thriller. It's a very sweet story of an actress and her entire life is told through scenes in her movies. Only when you get to the end do you start to understand the truth beneath the fiction. I won't ruin the end, but I will say that this movie managed to make me cry through the credits...so that probably stands for something.

I'm also heading out to see Secret Window tomorrow because I loves me some Johnny Depp. Mmm mmm mmm. And uh...I'm sure it will be a great cinema experience with the...um...acting...and stuff...and I think there's some evil afoot or something...and possible a guy with a bad accent...and I vaguely rememebr some stuff about a book from the trailer. So sue me that I like eye-candy! Bah! Did I already mention it's 2am and I'm caffeinated?

I'm like a bunny on crack...except less fuzzy and more hyper. Hell, just because I can't sleep I'll end this with a fascinating story about my leg. I had a small hurt spot on the back of my calf, but it was in just enough of a weird place that I couldn't really see it and ignored it for a few days. But it was hurting worse and I finally bothered to mess with it. Imagine my surprise that I had a small sliver of plastic embedded in my leg. No idea how it got there...I don't remember even hurting my leg in the first place. It's just big enough that I feel I should have noticed it before now instead of leaving it alone for so long. I believe I just reached the point of insanity now, so I think I'll try to sleep now. Or just hop around a bit to annoy the people who live on the floor below. Night!

ETA - I'm leaving this entry "as is" but I have a feeling I'm going to be scratching my head tomorrow saying, "What the fuck was I on last night?"